esepai..aiiiiyoyooo..

my first ever posting as a clinical medical student is, PUBLIC HEALTH!
aduiyaiiiiiiiii...first day msuk RC, at 8am, dgr lecture..pjggggggg..berjelaaaaa...lameeee...dr 8am tu smpi la kul 1pm..mane x kematu otak?..on the first day tu pon dah berjela list assigment yg prof dah kasi..nk tau?..haaaa meh bace..

1. buat proposal on health intervention program
2. bace atleast 10 published journal
3. wat literature review from the journals..lebih kurang 10..
4. wat questionnaire lebih kurang 130 cmtu..
5. wat report for every lecture on evry attachment

semua yg terlistkan kat atas ni...deadline = MONDAY (17/8) !!!!! tp deadline report lecture tu on wednesday.. gamak laa aku nk membuatnyee..

eh bukan tu je...pastu,ptg tu lak,(still first day agy nih),kul 230pm, we are at klinik kesihatan daerah sungai pelek..we were each given a case file of a patient (lebih kurang 2inchi la tebal bende alah tu)..we have to COPY EVERYTHING dlm file tu dlm mase xsmpi sejam!...eh xckup ngan tu je...we are then have to call the patient, to make sure that they are still living at the address stated on their file, and are alive..we have to tell them that we will be going to their house for a 'lawatan kesihatan'..not once...we have to go to their house atleast 4 times! and we have to make them say 'YES yu may'..if the fon number of the patient is not stated, u have to go and find the house in the address to make sure that are they still living there..if the address does not exist..you have to take another case file and COPY the whole damn thing ALL OVER AGAIN...adussss...naseb baik aku pny ade nombo tepon..

and so........i dial the number.........

..toot toot...toot toot..toot toot...

muniama: heeelloooooo... (gaya org bgun tido yg ade emas dlm mulut..si patient ni jwb)
me: aaa hello, bleh saya ckp dgn Muniama?
muniama:(dgn nada yg same sprti td,die jwb...) bolehhhhh
me: (oh ok die nk g pggil muniama la tu..aku ckp dlm hati)

....silence...

me: (eh pehal syp je die ni??)..oh ni muniama ke??
muniama: aaaaaaaaa (still nada yg sama)
me: (adui pehal die ni?tampa kang.pham ke x aku ckp ni?) ok pn.muniama, saya syazwani pelajar perubatan mewakili klinik kesihatan sungai pelek..sy nk pastikan samada alamat puan masih sama atau dah tukar...
muniama : aaaaaaaaaaaaa (zzzzzzz agaknye)
me: ok, puan masih tinggal di bla bla bla bla?
muniama: itu tadaaaaa (teka la sndiri nada die)
me: oh?puan dah pindah ye?..ape alamat baru puan ye?

muniama: aaaaaaaaaaa
me: (ya Allahhhhhhhhh..pehal die jwb 'aaaa' plak ni?die phm ke x ni??mati aku)..puan..rumah..rumah puan kat mane ye?
muniama: itu essepai..
me: essepaI??ECPI??
muniama: aaaaaaa laa..itu essepai..
me: (asal cm name air ECPI lak alamt die ni?die tggal kat bgunan ECPI ke?) ECPI??
muniama: aaaaaa laaaa itu essepan (mmg die sbut essepaN)
me: (hahaha!!!) oh..SEPANG??!
muniama: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
me: (haha gile bodo aku..essepai)..ok, ape alamat penuh puan?
muniama: aaaaaaaaaa
me: (mati aku!kene tn sebaris2 la niiii)...err..puan tinggal di taman ape ye?
muniama: aaaaaaaa itu serrri essepaN
me: (SERI SEPANG la tu..)..ok,jln nombo berape?
muniama: tujjhuu
me: (got it. TUJUH. yes aku terer)..err..rumah nombo berapa?
muniama: tiga puluh dua.tiga.
me: (watta?) tiga puluh dua.tiga.?
muniama: aaaaaaaaaa itu laaaa...tiga puluh dua.tiga.
me: (cis die ni..323 ke?)...323 ke?
muniama: haaaa..tiga puluh dua.tiga!
me: (nape la belit2 makcik oiiii) ok,saya ulang ye..alamat puan ialah 323,jln 7, bla bla bla...
muniama: aaaaaaaa (still xsegar2 agy suare die ni)
me: (bgun la mkcik oi)..ok,sy nk tny, boleh x, dlm minggu dpn, sy nk dtg rumah puan untuk membuat lawatan kesiahatan?
muniama: bullllehhhhh........
me: (yes! tp btul ke die pham ni?btul ke boleh ni?) boleh??
muniama: bullllehhhhh........
me: (die pahm kot.erk..harap2 la)..ok, nnt bile saya nk dtg nnt, sy call puan ye?
muniama: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
me: ok...terima kasih puan..
muniama: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

...toooooooooooooooooooooottt..

ini. mmg public hell.. -_-''