Monday, April 20, 2009

di bawah pohon asmara..


selamat pengantin baru azni & fiza

yesterday biha called and say dat her uncle,who is a wedding planner need 4 girls to be the usher for a wedding at the 'very the mahal' and 'very the grand' hotel, palace of the golden horses, (ecah, kwn2 u ramai kat situ) on sunday. ee..tau x mahal gile babun nk kawin kat situ?! tau x aku jeles?!! aaa!..anyway,the catch is, we will be paid rm60 each.cool. mmg aku sgt laaa nk duit skang ni..SENGKEK!

so.setibanya kitorang kat ctu, kitorang disuruh tuk memulakan keje.letak bunga telur kat setiap meja for 50 tables of 10.mudah.kacang.wat keje tu bape minit la sgt pon...pastu,dah abes je kitorang di beri makan.laaa...baru je smpi,baru wat satu keje kecik.xpe la..bedallll..aku pon dr smalam cume makn 1/2 paket megi. pny laaaa xde duitnye kan..pas makan,susun lagi skit bunga telur yg tadinya xcukup.amek mase 2 min je pon.pastu dah. then kitorang disuruh g tukar baju. mekupnye lebih lame dari keje td tu..dekat sejam stgh kot dak2 ni mekap.oh ya!!btw, macam2 la bende jd kat wafaa...sian die..serius lawak..what can be worse kan.its just ur luck la darling..hahahah! (wafaa don wory k,i xceta...hehehehe)..sesudahnya kitorang tukar baju tu, sedara mara sahabat handai rakan taulan si pengantin yg gila babs pny kaya (millionaire!) pon mula la sampai. tugas kitorang? bg wish card kat sape yg dtg. sruh dorang tulis wish tuk pngantin sbb nnt kitorang nk gntung wish list dorang kat pokok tu.ade la pokok tu..pastu, aku ngn biha tunjuk kat org mane meja2 dorang.sejam je kot sume tu.

oh lupe!!ade lelaki kacak!sgt ok..."senyum syaz!" aku ckp dlm hati bile mamat tu lalu haha.die lalu bykkk kali. cube bygkan bape kali aku ulang ayat tu dlm hati..haha.biha pn ckp "ish hensem..." ...ok,dgr ni..lelaki kacak itu adalah anak millionaire merangkap ADIK kepada si pengantin lelaki tuuuuu!faham x?..huaaa..nape dunia ni tidak adil?nape die pandai, kaya, bwk merce pada usia 20 tahun, hensem gila kacak, anak millionaire dan kemungkinan besar pndai (aku xpasti.tp english die bersepuh)??aku pon nk cmtu gak leh x?cuma tukar "hensem gila kacak" kepada "cantik gila menawan" haha..


wish list card

ini la pengantinnya..

waaahh..pelamin yg huaa


bila pengantin dah masuk.sume org duduk.mkan.kitorang pon bedal lagi...
hurm...ulang blk ape je keje yg kitorang wat? susun bunga telur,bg wish card, tunjuk mane meja,makan,makan agy. pastu dpt RM60. faham x?logik x?..huaaaa sewonokkk! dah la sepanjang mase kitorang kat situ,asek men tgkp gmbr.siap ade tgkap gmbr curik2 agy *wink wink* hehe..


di bwah pohon asmara..


adik pngantin! pndai x kitorang curik tgkp?


sedang gantung wish list card..semoga ape yg sume org wishkan tu jadi kenyataan..




nak tgk ape wish yg aku wat kat wish card tuu ????hehehehe

jeng


jeng


jeng

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''i wish i will marry your brother''
hahahaha!! mission imposible..
tempted gile nk gantung ni kat pokok wish list tu..serius.haha
baik aku gantung diri dr aku gntung wish ni kat pokok tu..





selamat pengantin baru..semoga kekal abadi..bahgia ke anak cucu..semoga murah rezeki..AMINNN

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

aku tak tahu

hari ini 15 april 2009.bukan aku mahu beremosi.tidak juga aku mahu membebel membabi buta.ini adalah apa yang aku rasakan disaat aku membaca komentar yg diberi padaku berkenaan penulisanku yg sebelum ini.telah aku padamkan komentar itu.aku benci sekali.mungkin gurauan juga ada batasnya.ini rasa hati aku.............


nak ejek?ejek laaaaa..silakan.ejek la..caci la..kutuk la aku sepuasnya yg kau mau..biar puas benak perut kalian..biar penuh hati kalian dgn tawa..itu yg kalian suka kan?gelaklah..tertawalah sepuasnya.persendakan aku.persendakan lagi.

apalah gunanya sahabat jika hanya tahu dan mengerti erti menjatuhkan.perlukah kalian mempersendakan setiap gerak geri langkah aku yg sememangnya kusut ini?bukan sokongan,tetapi tawaan sinis yg kalian lontarkan pada aku.aku yg sesungguhnya hanya picisan pada mata kalian.jijik.

kalian sememangnya mengerti dan sesungguhnya kalian amat tahu dimana ralatnya perlakuan itu.mungkin jika hati kalian boleh melihat,tidak sekabur pandangan mata kalian itu,kalian akan dapat lihat setiap garis parut yg kalian toreh pada benak aku.

sememangnya aku turut tertawa dimana saat kalian perbodohkan aku.tapi apa mampu daya aku.perlukah aku memalingkan wajah?haruskah aku merajuk?tiada manfaatnya semua itu.kerana kalian adalah kalian.dan aku, sekali lagi,hanya jijik dimata kalian.








Monday, April 13, 2009

copy paste from NANARANI..but sgt3 true..


i have to read this thing EVERYDAY starting from now!
i have heard of this book a few years back.oh yeah,i watched oprah! oprah's book club!
and theres this book.."he's just not THAT into you"..i love the book..i read the book..tp xbeli.hehe..i went to kinokinuya everyday while waiting for my dad,sitting on the floor,pick that pink covered book and my eyes and mind are just digging into it..i know that the movie version is coming out..but xtau lak mmg dah kuar dah!!gosh!! i have to watch it.period. i realised dat the movies has been shown when i come across nana rani's blog..and what she wrote is very true.

**courtesy of nana**:

It is indeed true that you are entitled to find the love of your life, but would you forever want to life in question marks? The beginning of the movie was true enough, we are conditioned to think that if someone treats us like s***t, means he or she likes you. FORGET IT! If someone treats you like that, it means that person means it, nothing else.

  • STOP thinking that someone likes you when he or she treats you like crap, calls you names or teases you till your heart aches. They're doing that because they mean it, nothing more, nothing less.
  • STOP questioning yourself about the signs and symptoms that may be due to his or her feeling towards you. It is just your imagination, nothing more than just a hallucination you create so you will not feel so bad about yourself.
  • If someone likes you, he or she would just go for it, so STOP imagining someone will come and be on their knees, begging you to come back. That is just plain fairy tale.
  • STOP thinking that someone will change for you. It will never happen, not in a million years as everyone thinks about their selves first, including you!
  • If someone doesn't call you, don't act like a desperado and try to call that person back. STOP hoping and dreaming and assuming that the person is on the other line waiting for your call. It just doesn't happen that way.
  • STOP waiting for someone that will never turn back to look for you, just MOVE ON!

ok..nana, u got me straight on..ouch ok..
i'll read this every single day..thx for writing this and sekaligus reminding me not to live in my own creation of cloud nine..

freedom?

having an international passport gives u freedom?
whenever u feel like running away from home after got scolded by your mum or dad,u can use ur international passport and elope! haha..NAAAHH..

i still remember when i was a kid (still am kot), whenever ibu whipped my ass with a hanger, pull my ear infront of all my frens and drag me home just by holding the ear that shes pulling, hit my head on the bathroom wall, or making sambal cili using my mouth as the grinder, i always..always have this image of nobita (kwn doraemon tu,in case u dont know haha) putting all his clothes in a cloth, wrapping it up, and putting a stick across it..haha..get it?..lari rumah!..yeah rite..nk lari kemane wahai si kecik yg pendeks yg selalu sesat jalan? paling2 pon nk lari g umah makcik aku yg xsmpi 50meter dr umah tu..haha

ok back to the point..today i got my international passport..yes..im late..ye..tau..org len sume dah ade dah mende alah tu..but anyway, now i have one. since i cannot make my passport at the putrajaya immegresen HQ , i have to go back to wangsa maju kl..im no good with roads..im a failure when it come to directions..i got lost..big time.seriusly..so this time around, i ask a dearest fren of mine to come along..i ask wheter he can make it on wednesday,unfortunately, he cannot..a bit frustrated but xpelaa..nak wat cane kannn...hmm..pk pny pk..decided to go today.no point waiting until wednesday..pk lagi..nak pergi sendiri nnt sesat ntah kemana pergi..nk call ayah sruh jemput?mesti sure2 die dtg pny la..tp..sian die..xnk susahkan ayah..ayah keje bwak teksi..susah..penat..kalu asek nk ulang alik amek anta aku kat cyber ni,dah bape jam die rugi..kalu income sket,duit xckup,nnt mesti gaduh besar ngan ibu..xnk..xnk..xnk sgt..xnk dorang gaduh sbb aku..xnk..aku sanggup fail exam dr tgk dorang gaduh..seriously.
then, i decided to go alone..air mata nk kuar dah sbb terbayang nnt sesat ntah g mane..drive my car to petronas (lngkah berjaga2.kang sesat atleast ade minyak) and off i go. its not a problem to reach kl, but when its time to find 'wangsa maju', palpitation follows..anyhow,the journey must go on..

with few wrong turnings..
few drops of tears (ngis sbb mara sbb aku bodo sgt asek sesat)
few phone calls
and a thousand loud palpitations
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i reach the immegresen wangsa maju!yeay to me!
lap2 sket air mata..kuar keta..masuk immegeresen..amek number..g kaunter..tunggu sejam..eh xsampai sejam sbb pakai kabel,25min je..
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KRING!!KRINGGG!!tepon bunyik..
hello?cik syazwani?passport cik dah siap ye,sile ke kaunter 15..


siap!


leh g jenjalan!!yeay..





Sunday, April 12, 2009

indeed it was FUN!

oh terendak dgn encik.soldier yg HOT..

i never thought that it would be that much fun.seriously it was..except for PT (physical training)..ye ar..PT tu over ar.."ko nmpk tiang gol kat sane tu??!aku nk ko masuk kanan keluar kiri smpi sini blk dalm kiraan 10..sato!doa!......" pale otak die..ingt dekat ke tiang gol tu?aku ni dah cm bola yg nk masuk gol dah..pastu siap sruh guling2 atas tanah basah tu.."ko nmpk hujung tu?guling ke kanan!!"..wachaaaa.."ko penat siswa siswi?!ko xlarat siswa siswi?!ko meniarap!push up!10!!"..abes je 10 tu..xsmpi sesaat.."baring!!sit up!!"..mase baring tu..aku nmpk kaki ngan perut aku dah hitammmmmm..pastu bnde itam tu leh gerak2..mende ni??huaaaaaa semuttt wooo..aku dah guling2 n wat push up atas itu sarang semut woo..kegatalan aku kene gigit...heyhhhh ko tunggu la jannah..kalu nnt aku jadi doktor askar(kalau la kan),aku jadi kapten seyh..siap la ko!siaaap la ko..

anyway,there was bundles of new things that ive learnt from them.

  1. i now know that, it is safer to go to sleep with ur wet shoes on..smpi kedut2 jari kaki..badan je dalm khemah,kaki kat luar..so dat u'll will not have to do the lompat bintang coz u r late..
  2. do not speak in the toilet.coz then,the soldier cannot get their sleep, and u all will be thrown into a river full of lintah..
  3. i now know that we can do an intriuqate kicking dance move eventhough theres no music around n bill is not recording, push everyone's head under the full-of-lintah-mud just to get ourself safe, get blown in the face and killed by the train crash, talk nonsense, do nothing in significant and still get the "anugerah pelatih".
  4. it is now confirmed that u'll will not be disturb by ghost if u recite the quran in the jungle. and the bonus is, acid lactic will not get accumulated in ur stomach!
  5. u will loose a lot of weight, get to do the lompat bintang countless of times, running back and forth trying to immitate the marching skill of the soldier and get to be called sotong if u are a good penghulu who have done everything in ur power to do ur job.
  6. dont get lost in the jungle and trust the compEss.if not, u'll get a sauna in the penjara lintah.
  7. even spf 130 sunblock doesnt work in terendak.
  8. its good to drink a drop of water from a bottle cap which everyone's finger has been dipped into...including alex's finger.aakkk
  9. we can actually take a bath with 4-5 girls in one tiny bathroom and get ready in 5 min.(kalu kat kl,sejam xtentu agy)
  10. human can put a hold on his desire to go berak'ing for longg 6 days.
  11. take a bath only twice in 6 days.eventhough u have gone walking through the jungle for 4 hours peluh2, guling2 on the muddy field, got onto the penjara lintah, bitten by thousands of mosquitoes and serangga berbisa, wet-dry due to the rainy season, splashed by chicken's blood and covered with smoke
  12. scolded when u did not ask the password, but get laughed at when u ask. pelik dowh askar hot tu.
  13. eat as fast as u can.dont mind ur stomach plz.u have to rush to clean ur tray.
  14. dont rely on ur eyes only.seeing is not believing.im small but im VERY heavy.im FAT la weyh..49kg is very heavy! even heavier than 55kg!..using a strecher doesnt make it any lighter..xcaye? try and ask, fern,faran,sarah,bhavani,maryam,ali,ammar,kujie,anis, zubair, usop,adress and a few other that i cant recall. (mbe org2 kuat tu dah penat angkat ramai org sbelom tu,aku last kan..or..mbe sbb aku berat dosa!hehe)
  15. soldier is a living bipolar.kejap wat lawak.kejap nk lempang org.kejap senyum.kejap nk maki.kejap ketawa.kejap pandang ngn muke mara smbil wat tgan cm nk terbang smbil sebut "haaa turun2!!10!"
  16. ok actually theres MORE but dah penat nk listkan sume..
when i was there in the jungle camp,,im counting time by the minute.."bile la nk balik..bile laaaa nk balik"...but when i step my foot on the bus..."huaaa xnk blk"....
(its ok,i'll do my posting there next year!)

when we reach kl,everyone is talking about how great it was there..a place called terendak..


jgn endahkan bag2 itu.sila lihat wjahku yg hitam.

my group..BRAVO team!



terendak was FUN..

Saturday, April 4, 2009

terendak camp..uohhh





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the things-packing took me 3 days.
the shopping spree cost me more than rm250.
the cuakness gave me palpitation.
today.4th of April 2009.0700 hour.bus B.
im off to terendak camp for a sure torture for a very longggg 6 days..



wish me luck!
wish me xsakit2,patah2,or lebam2
wish me not to be a liability to my group (xckup stamina pny psl ni)
wish me xjd itam sgt2 bile blk nnt
haaa..wish me loose weight leh gak!!..hehehe ;P




will update later!




Friday, April 3, 2009

coba..

faizal tahir - coba...
wohh lagu ni best gile kot..suare mantop meletop..sgt suke!..jln cerita lagu yg best gak..dah lame nk paste,tp asek lupe..k, skang dah jadikan background music..setiap kali g karoc,mesti aku akan sruh dak2 laki tu nyanyi lagu faizal,tp masing2 cm xlayan je..orr is it maybe sbb suare die ganaz sgt smpi xtercapai dek mereka?heheh kidding k guys..sorry!..nk lirik?..cari la,bace lirik die..best2..sila dgr..mari..

coba kau dgr...
coba kau coba..


Thursday, April 2, 2009